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Peacocks!

(page 4 headline)

Peacocks!

In lighter, albeit certainly bizarre news, peacocks by the dozens have been reported missing from local area zoos. The Zoological Society of London tells the Prophet that the males of the species have all been 'birdnapped' from their Regent Park location, while the peahen population has been virtually left intact. This reporter looked into the magical properties of peacocks to find a possible answer for this strange mystery....
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